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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Because we tend to make each other blush.
Created on 2008-10-05 02:13:37 (#16752003), last updated 2009-11-10
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BioAccording to the Oxford dictionary, a Weng Hong is defined as "An insanely devious cartoonish mind that can only be satiated by an overwhelming helping of coffee, mints and Oreos".
He once made the news for sticking his head into the toilet bowl to see what it smelt like, and then finding that he couldn't get out. At the tender age of 9, he was proclaimed "retarded-beyond-retardation" and was thrown into the Gifted Programme along with other equally mindless minors. Having failed the Premenstrual Sobriety & Linguistics Examinations when he was 12, Weng Hong was chucked into one of Phronesia's many mental institutions where he was forced to memorize solubility tables and attend overseas environmental conferences.
Weng Hong enjoys the healthy hobby of biting gummy bears' right hands off to hear them scream in A flat. He also revels in songs that are sung by people with weird names and eccentric outfits. His favourite toy is the microwave. (you really don't want to know)
If Weng Hong sounds like the kind of friend you want to make, please call 999 for further assistance. You might be suffering from meningitis and chemophobia.
(LJ icons by self-professed nerd iconsbycurtana and the ever-vivacious picaillon. Come now, you couldn't have thought that I'd have the creativity to come up with such cool stuff right. Thanks guys! =D )
He once made the news for sticking his head into the toilet bowl to see what it smelt like, and then finding that he couldn't get out. At the tender age of 9, he was proclaimed "retarded-beyond-retardation" and was thrown into the Gifted Programme along with other equally mindless minors. Having failed the Premenstrual Sobriety & Linguistics Examinations when he was 12, Weng Hong was chucked into one of Phronesia's many mental institutions where he was forced to memorize solubility tables and attend overseas environmental conferences.
Weng Hong enjoys the healthy hobby of biting gummy bears' right hands off to hear them scream in A flat. He also revels in songs that are sung by people with weird names and eccentric outfits. His favourite toy is the microwave. (you really don't want to know)
If Weng Hong sounds like the kind of friend you want to make, please call 999 for further assistance. You might be suffering from meningitis and chemophobia.
(LJ icons by self-professed nerd iconsbycurtana and the ever-vivacious picaillon. Come now, you couldn't have thought that I'd have the creativity to come up with such cool stuff right. Thanks guys! =D )
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Mayflower Primary School - Singapore, Singapore, Singapore (2000 - 2002)Rosyth School - Singapore, Singapore, Singapore (2003 - 2005)
Raffles Institution - Singapore, Singapore, Singapore (2006 - present)
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